Hat tip to Lance Fairchok for this.
Fellow conservatives, I want you to buck up and steel those nerves of yours, and more importantly, get your checkbooks ready.
The Republican National Committee has come out with the perfect membership drive plan and it has six exciting elements to it.
A six-step plan to return the party to Reagan Conservatism you ask? Um no…
Then a six-paragraph mea culpa for their pathetic performance these past six years? Not actually…
No, the secret six part weapon begins with Nick who you can meet with your $35 donation and then following Nick will be Max, Maxine, Patrick, Victor and Sam and you can get all of them for $150 donation.
I know you can’t take it anymore, so without further adieu, MEET NICK!!!
I know, I know, I’m being cruel by not showing you the other five, so has an early holiday treat for you, click Little Nick’s belly and presto, you’ll see the whole gang together.
I don’t know about you but I’m fired up! The only thing they could have done better than using elephants is to use rhinos or is it RINOs?
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They are kinda cute…. LOL
AWWWW~ I want Nick, Sam and Max! Maybe I will buy them when the republicans act more like true concervatives with actual morals!
I WANT THAT!
No Rod they are NOTcute, and now Kristofer, you cannot have one. This is an insult to our intelligence. We need to be vocal, we need ot have backbone and we need to usurp political correctness. We are stuck on PC. PC must end!
The plan, the plan …………where’s the plan??????
This child nonsense only serves to heighten the fact that the RNC has so lost it’s way, that it doesn’t know how to get back to the basics. Republicans have fallen hook, line and sinker for the “lets all get along” idiocy that has failed them time after time. It’s being not only different, but in the case of left wing Democrats coming to power, there is a need to be diametrically opposed to their enslaving socialism. Reagan won two terms and was the most popular president of modern times because the stood for and promoted “CONSERVATIVE” values and programs, not because he made accomodation to the opposition so that they could all get along. The sooner Republicans understand that the new Democratic leadership of the past twenty odd years hates our values and our way of living, the better we’ll understand the enemy and put in programs that will bring conserative values back to our Republic. We need to vote out those Republicans who so easily salute whatever bill or program Dems want in, which are usually set to destroy our economy and our way of life. I fear their are too few great Americans left with not only Reagan type values, but that can articulate them and put the Libs to flight. It might be too late. If the three distinct branches of government go fully to the Dems, we may suffer for too long and may not see our country get back to sanity for many of our lifetimes. PC to the devil!